work out more often? :lol:




(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

I have an arse groove and according to all medical journals I've read it is permanent. It can be annoying when I'm working on the house/car, as it tends to show above my pants.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Take out the drivers seat (it's four hex bolts and one connector) and underneath you will find a couple of small holes - cut some pieces of foam (available from upholstery shops)and push them into the holes and carefully position them until your seat looks perfect (be careful the edges around the holes are sharp).

 

A sensible answer!:wow:

That was unexpected!:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

Paulus :lol:

 

I find farting a lot helps to equalise the seat pressure .....

Remind me never to go in your car :lol:

 

in my experience the sun tends to make the leather shrink.

if you dont drive the car for a few days your seat should look better.

keep the leather conditioned and perhaps sit on a towel haha

 

Slimfast?:lol:

 

try being really thin with a boney ass... that creates just as bad a grove lol

 

This is my exact problem! Perhaps I need to eat a few more pies rather than cutting down on them! :lol: :lol:

Chill - Thanks for the more serious answer. That was what I was looking for really.. I may have a go if it continues to get worse.

I really should have thought about what I'd written before I posted!! haha. Ahwell, glad to bring a bit of cheer to your Monday!

 

Did you also start this thread Alfred?

Alfred creases me up

 

Corbo - which other thread did you like? Also "Alfred creases me up" was there a pun intended here???

 

:cheese: :lol: What an amusing thread.

Maybe you should sit on a booster seat/pillow/cushion.

 

Enrol on a magician course and practice levitation.

 

what is the size of your *ss ? :cheese: poor Alfa she is used to tiny Italian maffiosi (type Al Pacino) with boney *sses:lol:

 

polly filler your crack up!

 

Let the wife drive. The passenger seat sounds more comfy and you can have a beer or 6. She'll enjoy the crack too.

 

are you mad??? letting your wife drive your alfa :wow: ... I suppose you'd have to be p*ssed to let that happen :thumbs:
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Urban Dictionary: ass