Didn't you know? - farting is, in fact, an incantation which summons unwanted visitors.

 

Just trump up whilst people are there ... you might find you start to get less visitors :thumbs: :lol:

 

People are just incredibly selfish...

 

Where err you may be
let your wind go free
for withholding it
has killed better men
than me.

John.

 

:cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

Freedom to fart :lol:

 

:cheese:

:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:


Memories of yaers ago when I was nightshift in the cop shop and I dropped one. What a stench.
The female station assistant never batted an eyelid and carried on as if nothing had happenned.
So being a decent sort I went to fingthe air freshener which was kept exclusively for the prisoners in the station :cheese: ,and I sprayed it in the area to disguise the smell.

Well at this she screamed jumped up and ran out of the office.


Apparently she was allergic to aerosols (Had to be careful spelling that).....No one tells you

But as JTL says where ere ye be let yer wind gang free...or end up with sore guts:cheese:

Pomeo

 

And virtually straight away I have had HR director visit me this morning handing me revised employee handbook...

ON my OWN!! :rant: :rant:



Chris

Was the revision


"Thou shall not fart"

Pomeo

 

:lol: :lol:

I think I will have to read the whole thing now - Damn you

 

I worked with a guy that would fart in a busy office then leave for 10mins !! :rant:

 

Better an empty house than an a bad tenant :lol:

 

Freedom to make a stench, in the trench, is recocognised as a right. But from whence that stench cometh, must be identified, otherwise an orderly will trouser sniff to identify, just to be sure it's not just one selfish person, continually at it, but freedom for all.:

 

Be happy with what you have.

I can't even burp in my office as
the French concider it rude and disgusting.


(As opposed to ****ting and ****ing anywhere
but in the toilet and then not washing hands after,
which is perfectly acceptable. )

 

I used to work in an office populated by mainly women, so I used to build them up for when I went to the toilet. It's very satisfying doing a 20 second fart

 

:cheese:Maybe not very lady-like but I think that's hilarious

 

OK - can someone explain to me why farting is so, apparently, hilarious?

I don't find it disgusting, interesting or noteworthy. It, to me is the same as, for example blinking. Substitute blink for fart and that is what I see in all of the conversations about it.

"Who blinked in the lift"

" I work in an office full of women - so I didn't blink 'til I was on my own"

I worked with a guy that would blink in a busy office then leave for 10mins !!

- hilarious eh?

Sorry - just don't get it.

Paul.

 

Sorry - just don't get it.

Paul,

"Pull my finger....." :cheese:




(South Park Studios)

 

Farts are great especially if your sat down they sometimes give your balls a good tickle! Apologies for being crude I dont get out much:cheese:

I think it was Johnny Vegas that said " farts are like children, you hate everyone elses and treasure your own" True!

 

I am a proud farter. I have to say that whenever I let a bomb drop, people tend to leave not come to me

 

Just remember:

Its better to fart, and smell a little, than keep it in a be a cripple.

Sound advice if you ask me.

 

:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

 

That Star Trek clip :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

YouTube - STAR TREK "LETHAL ATMOSPHERE"

Very good

 

Farting is funny because it intrinsically has comic timing (as per Chris' OP)

 

I don't think Paul finds this at all funny :tut: :tut:

 

I do PG but......... this is the RANT room - so I will (rant)- don't tell Chris tho.

Paul (aka disgusted of Tunbridge Wells)

 

You naughty boy Paul :lol:

 

I prefer the original:-

YouTube - Classic Pink Panther

 

I do PG but......... this is the RANT room - so I will (rant)- don't tell Chris tho.

But this is not your thread

 

That's what makes it fun for me - to hell with you lot. (In a caring way of course)

 

Paul for once I was not on the wind up

But more the fact of whenever you think you are free and feel secure in the knowledge that you can just let rip, and not have to worry about anyone knowing - only to find that for some bizarre reason, you are faced with persons entering the DFZ...........

The old fart in the lift on the way down syndrome - for the bloody thing to stop on a floor....and people get in...

Now ordinarily I don't masturbate in meetings....and would not also fart....It would lead to some sort of disciplinary action I would have thought....even though I work for a company that makes massive vibrators :lol:


So that point is lost on me....but am curious as to the direction you chose to lead this....how many meetings have you gone to where someone has bashed one off :tut:



Chris

 

i find breaking wind to have a certain hilarity about it, however i do recognize that there are times when you need to take yourself out of the normal environment in order to 'evacuate'

I have been told off in the past for farting in the toilets, i was told it is disgusting and there was no need for it!!!! for crying out loud it was the most suitable place to 'drop one arse'