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i love alot of old brit cars, but their reliability and build quality was sh1te (Jags included) and yes i have owned a Jag and a Daimler!

ok to sum things up...
Anything thats pre 1990 British,
Anything thats French
Anything made by Fiat :p
Vauxhall Vectra V6 (yes my daily driver, but 20mpg :eek: )
ONLY old skool Fords are cool, new ones stink :tut:
 
Any Vauxhall ever, with the exception of the Chevette HSR, Lotus Carlton and Opel Monza GSE(always wanted one for reasons I'm unable to explain). The rest are drearly, average, plain, unimaginitive, mundane rubbish that causes you to fall asleep at the wheel. As do the people who drive them and spend their hard-earned on them.

Sorry if I've offended anyone. But the question was asked.....:rolleyes:
 
Suzuki X90. I mean, what the hell is it?

It's an off-roader - except it's only 2 wheel drive

It's a sporty, fun, 2 seater - except it's slow and top heavy

It's small and nimble for the urban jungle - except that despite having 2 seats and no luggage space, it's no smaller than Suzukis own 4 seater 4x4.

What a complete waste of time.
 
To be fair, at least the chavs care enough to spend some money and time on their car.
Rather that than the doddering old giffer at 50mph on the motorway in his 'hearing aid beige' Rover, who doesn't know what's going on around him.
 
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You forgot to mention the obligatory dumpf dumpf tape - God they must be deaf after driving the thing for 20 mins at 7000Db
.........yep!! love it when i hear 1 come up behind the GT, normally some skinny chav bearing a nike cap with some greasy haired blonde slapper in the passenger seat....i just drop a cog and let chavvy eat alfa pie!!!

:thumbs:
 
Ford Scorpio. With looks like that it should have been drowned at birth. And the wood effect interior is as nauseating as the outside.

I second the Metro too. Ghastly excuse for a car. Looks like an invalid carriage with biscuits for wheels.
 
.........yep!! love it when i hear 1 come up behind the GT, normally some skinny chav bearing a nike cap with some greasy haired blonde slapper in the passenger seat....i just drop a cog and let chavvy eat alfa pie!!!

:thumbs:
You forgot the white track suit - symbol of all chav with their burbury base ball cap.

Had it a few times with the Elise and I just let them go and laugh as they try to goad me into a race - I normally just wind down the window and say come back when you a grown up car and someone over 25 who is able to drive it

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Ford Scorpio. With looks like that it should have been drowned at birth. And the wood effect interior is as nauseating as the outside.

I second the Metro too. Ghastly excuse for a car. Looks like an invalid carriage with biscuits for wheels.
totally agree!.......but why ow why did so many of the bloody things sell???
 
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