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Keep his armies?






















...Up his slievies :)


now the purpose really of this poor joke, is to try and find out some old jokes that I can teach my 4yr old, she is quite shy and nervous but loves telling jokes and it really lightens her mood...the problem is I need to try and remember all the childhood jokes like chicken cross the road etc, that are clean simple and amusing :) can you remember your childhood jokes?
 

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chicken's foot!


How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, Teddy, GO!


What do you call a tired T-Rex?
A Dinosnore
 

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?

You can't close the door :)
 

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I was going to say "marriage" for the third one, but I've been told that marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
 

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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs ?

He only did it for a yolk ! :lol:



Where did the dog breeder put his money ?

Bark-leys bank ! :lol:


Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers ! :lol:



What did Brian say when he wanted his brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks ?

LEGO ! :lol:
 

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What do you call a fly without wings?











A walk.
 
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