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What do you do if you run out of bog roll ?

  • Wiat for it to "Dry" ?

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  • Rip a page out of the book/paper/magazine you're reading ?

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  • Shout to any other occupant in the house ?

    Votes: 11 45.8%
  • Use the cat ?

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  • other ? (I dread to think!)

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So, picture the scene. You've just taken an almighty dump and stupidly failed to check if the previous occupant of trap 1 had left the required paper.........do you.....
 

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Other.... we always have spares in our loos !! :D

(I have been tempted to use the cat just to get my own back on the little get !! :mad: :p )

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Gibbo has hit the nail on the head :D
 

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Tear the cardboard tube up and use it as a scraper :D
 
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Same as nomad said at home, but if you are out and about ,use pants go commando then throw 'em away
 
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What SR said

It's an old army trick that is :lol:

Just don't pick yer nose for a while :vomit:

I bet you all wondered how long it would take for me to get here :D
 

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Commandos, Paras, get stuck on a charge for kit deficiences, if you slung your kit out. Tankies, large brass cartridge cases for the wet stuff, difficult now, use bag charges, for the big gun . Otherwise,bake it,claustrophobic in the fighting compartment.Had the acronyms,(if thats what they are called) SUS,SAS, on the Guard Room blackboard, with names after, SUS,soldiers under sentence, SAS, soldiers awating sentence.Knew you wanted to know this guff!!!! Sorry if I Bore you to tears!!
 

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Those brown strains on the Spring Grove....now you know why they are on there!
 

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This post pretty much makes me remember to check the paper before entering that room :D
 
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