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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another..... "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled,"
volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to
which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he
slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - "thank God we can
all still drive."

John tL.:eek::lol:

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True I'm afraid ....:eek: Yikes, an elderly man got out of his car (driver's side) with two walking sticks and came to hit the front of my car for no reason at all on the 31st. He was telling me not to stop on the pedestrian Xssing when he realised that the said Xssing was in fact BEHIND my car......
Not too friendly for the 31st I thought, and idiotic behaviour leaving your car with the engine running in the middle of the road. I wished him a happy new year anyway and invited him to get on his way so I could get on my way!
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