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I'll start it off:

What does ET stand for?










































I don't know, I haven't asked him his policies yet
 

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How do you make a dog drink?


Put one in a blender.
 

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What do you call a frozen poo on a stick??

A plopsicle
 

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Two birds sitting on a perch, one says to the other 'can you smell fish'?
 

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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'can you drive this thing? - one for ZED
 

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Guy walks into a bar..........

As he approaches the bar, theres an old man sat.... nursing a pint. He is holding some bailing twine with his dog at the other end.
The dogs sat, with one leg in the air, licking its Boll ox.

A bit nervous about going into a new pub, the man nervously nods toward the dog and says...." I wish I could do that!"

The old man slowly turns his head... looks down at the dog and says.....












"give him a biscuit and he'll probably let you"
 

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Two lions are walking along Scarborough sea front one bank holiday Monday...

One lion says to the other "it's quiet isn't it?"
 
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a piglet :(

How long have you felt like this :confused:

About a Weeeeeeeeeek :D :D :D
 
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How did Darth Vadar know what luke was getting for christmas
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He felt his presents :D
 

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A man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, when they started kissing.
One thing led to another, but then the girl quickly stopped him and said "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge £20 for sex,"

The man just looked at her for a couple of seconds then reluctantly paid her and they did their thing.
After a cigarette he just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is £25."
 
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