1. please dont do that
2. please make the warning light go off
3. would you like me to go and find your sump? i think it sback there on that bumpy road
4. what? new suspension again?
5. what was that noise?
6. oh FFS STOP RATTLING
7. no you CANT have new tyres again already
but to be honest most of the time i stand looking at it with a smile on my face, or hacking along a road with a smile on my face. more to the point, it puts a smile on other peoples faces too. never had a car that does that. people do actually stand and look at it. not bad for an old car design!