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Skinny British is bloke on holiday in the US and goes to visit an American football ground for a tour. He gets into a lift and the doors are just about to close when one of the team gets in, a mahooosive Pro American footballer.

He notices the little bloke looking at him and says:

“I know you want to ask, so.... I’m 7ft 8” tall, 65” chest, 25” biceps, size 18 feet, 20” penis and my testicles weigh 3lb each. Turner Brown” and reaches out to shake the little bloke’s hand.

The little guy passes out. When he comes around he has a relieved look in his eyes and asks the guy to repeat his stats. So he does “........name’s Turner Brown”

Oh thank Christ for that! I thought you said “turn around!”.
 

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I think you are definately gonna be in trouble with PG now HM,this is 3 times for the P word in two threads and also t word as well:tut:

:lol: :cheese: :lol:
 
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