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I was following/stuck behind a Land Rover defender today and he had a sticker on the back saying 'Your crash stops here' which is kind of funny in a way that the car will stop there but the energy from the crash will be transferred to the his spine. Any way anyone know or actually have any funny marquee related stickers.
Of the top of my head I know;

One life live it! Stuck to most mk 1 & 2 discoveries and almost every defender.
You've been nova taken. Very old school but I remember this when I first started driving
The 'Nurburgring' sticker. Often seen on the oldest 1.2 Corsa to the newest 1.2 Corsa

Anyone seen any daft ones which may or may not have been funny but ended up giving you a laugh?
 

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"One Life, Live it" is the Camel Trophey slogan.

I don't know why people have such a downer on it.

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Does that mean "Cuore Sportivo" in Alfa font is frowned on too? :(
 

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"One Life, Live it" is the Camel Trophey slogan.

I don't know why people have such a downer on it.

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I did not know this, but it doesn't make it any better

[/QUOTE]Does that mean "Cuore Sportivo" in Alfa font is frowned on too? :([/QUOTE]

Nope its in Italian it's elegant it could mean anything and it doesn't matter
 

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"One Life, Live it" is the Camel Trophey slogan.

I don't know why people have such a downer on it.

:confused: :(
Were you planning on putting one on the evoque? We won't judge we promise :biglaugh:
 
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I loathe the Nurburgring stickers.
Most of the chavs here (which we call knackers) have decided that the VW Passat 1.9TDi is the car to have, and they slam it down on the ground with cheap coilovers, put huge heavy alloys on them, tint the windows, remap them so it looks like they are rolling coal, and to top it off they put a Nurburgring sticker on the rear.

Like any of these cars could actually make a lap.
 

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Nope. The only one I ever had was on the Brera
and said Alfaowner.com.


Was that unacceptable? :confused:
I think you're missing the point and being slightly pedantic
 

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Sorry about the smoke - seen on the back of a VW

Nah, I just made that up, do you think I could sell some? I can make them!
 
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Sorry about the smoke - seen on the back of a VW

Nah, I just made that up, do you think I could sell some? I can make them!
Funny enough, the same knackers that drive round with 'ring stickers on them, also drive round with "no poke without smoke" stickers on the back as well!
And I am not making that up!
 

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Marquee Mark...

I was following/stuck behind a Land Rover defender today and he had a sticker on the back saying 'Your crash stops here' which is kind of funny in a way that the car will stop there but the energy from the crash will be transferred to the his spine. Any way anyone know or actually have any funny marquee related stickers.
Of the top of my head I know;

One life live it! Stuck to most mk 1 & 2 discoveries and almost every defender.
You've been nova taken. Very old school but I remember this when I first started driving
The 'Nurburgring' sticker. Often seen on the oldest 1.2 Corsa to the newest 1.2 Corsa

Anyone seen any daft ones which may or may not have been funny but ended up giving you a laugh?
"Marquee" related stickers?

How about: "Canvas Campers do it Intense"!

???
 

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VW had VW branded bumper stickers with the slogan

"Save The Ants" in the US at one point.

Never understood it.
 

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"3.2 Inside" on the back of my 100HP Panda
 

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When I bought my last Alfa it had a Mangoletsi sticker on the boot. . .

. . . now that's what I call rubbish!
 

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'Powered by fair dust' is a common sight on just about every baby pink coloured Ford streetKa
 

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Saw a pic the other day of a Puma race car with "Don't worry, I've driven this on X-box" on the back....;)
 
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I did once see a Nurburgring sticker with the more honest "neverbeen" instead. Was still stuck on a pimped out 1.2 Corsa with it's drum brakes visible through the alloys
 

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Once in Nashville, US, I saw a white Wrangler covered in mud with a bumper sticker that said:

"Why shoot a deer when you hit it with your car?"

Truly ******* country :biglaugh:
 
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