Alfa Romeo Forum banner

Status
Not open for further replies.
141 - 160 of 187 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,291 Posts
7th respondant now waits for the filth to begin.............having already set the ball rolling.........
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
11,827 Posts
Morgan, ever obliging, posts a handy cut-out-and keep guide to the very latest in property porn, then sits back and waits for the inevitable feminist backlash.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
17,798 Posts
Poster eyes up all the boobies in the thread....
Isnt impressed
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
11,827 Posts
Poster eyes up all the boobies in the thread....
Isnt impressed
Isn't impressed? ISN'T IMPRESSED?!?!? Morgan implores token female poster to look again.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,263 Posts
Occasional poster number 5 pops in to post how enraged he is with the thread hijack and how AO is not the place it used to be and blames it all on Macarony or what ever he is called from Fiat, and the lack of rear wheeled driven Alfa's, like they did in the old days. He agrees wholeheartedly with the OP, to justify his prescence. He then begins a several page rant on the best Alfa ever and why his Alfa is better than any one elses on account of his fluffy dice in Alfa colours and his special decals.

While all along secrently resenting everyone else having fun and enjoying themselves, the last time he enjoyed himself was back in 1947 when he licked his first ice cream on the sea front at Skegness, just before the seagul swooped down and stole it. He prefers petite women, so can't see the point of Beeny or the other one, plus the fact his wife won't allow him to look even slightly sideways at anything she does not feel appropriate or do anything at all unless instructed by her, walking the dog is his only release. He is also miffed at the fact he has only just discovered the thread. In reality he drives a Honda Accord, although he did once own an Alfa badgeso feels he qualifies to be a member of AO and an expert on all things Alfa.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,122 Posts
Serial poster in this thread reads poster number 5's admission and feels repulsed. While secretly agreeing to his only link to Alfa being the fact that he saw one once when he was a lad, he feels that poster number 5 should start taking the dog for longer walks around certain car parks or he should at least add to the pictures included in the thread of petite females so that the other lurkers can see his point, (or should that be her points?) and wade in and defend him.

Serial poster still laments the loss of all tabloid newspapers carrying pictures in the first few pages and the conversations they would bring to builders everywhere and wonders if they had carried on with pictures of Sarah Booby or Kirsty Alllsoppy whether sales would have risen.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,263 Posts
Occasional poster number 5 would love to reply, but cannot. When he came back from walking the dog he found his wife had given away his £2,000 computer to his two year old nephew as he didn't really need it and she has far more important things for him to be doing in any case, wasting his time on such rubbish. Occasional poster number 5 cracks, enough is enough, he can't take any more. So he runs off with Bruce, his secret lover of 25 years and starts a new life in Skegness. He is finally happy. :)
 

·
Administrator
Joined
·
45,068 Posts
Mod approves of the news about Bruce - yet another burgeoning relationship due to AO!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,122 Posts
Serial poster in this thread feels duped and conned. He had been hoping for pictures of pert petite woman, not of Bruce who, in his imagination, is a beer swilling lard *** with moobs.
Serial poster shakes head and wanders off to the toilet for his morning rest.
 

·
Administrator
Joined
·
45,068 Posts
1st responder, absent from post outside of his role as 'mod' since the very first post, muses that his image of 'Bruce' was something like the leather clad cop out of village people, and ponders how such differing images can come from just a name.
 
G

·
Guest
Joined
·
0 Posts
Lurker who only posts in car-related sections of the forum happens to pop in and is surprised to find a very amusing thread instead of the usual bear baiting that often leaves him despairing for the future of humanity......
 
141 - 160 of 187 Posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top