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Although I can't stand Piers (and that's a serious understatement) I do like the quote :lol:
 
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For a filthy little parasite like Piers Moron to talk about anyone's
"uselessness" is a bit rich.

If there's any justice in the world he will meet a slow grisly end.
 

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Piers Morgan is perhaps the most disgusting self-important tool in the whole of journalism, and that says a lot.

He's had a massive swipe at Sir Alex Ferguson recently - as he hates him - using the Rooney thing as a good opportunity to have a pop.

"I hate him, and he hates me" says Piers in the article.

No Piers. He doesn't have time to even notice your presence - at least no more than he would some dog turn he'd stepped in - and that is exactly why you hate him so much.

His football punditry especially is 100% guaranteed to match exactly what the most idiotic, knowledgeless casual fan would come out with when they were having a particularly banal moment.
A team wins their last game - they're fantastic.
A team loses their last game - sack the manager, sell the players.

I'm entirely unsurprised he writes for the mail - their football coverage is almost as objectionable as the rest of their rag. Even Martin Samuel, who was previously amongst the best football writers, has turned into a knee-jerk sensationalist since moving there.
 
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Piers Morgan is perhaps the most disgusting self-important tool in the whole of journalism, and that says a lot.

He's had a massive swipe at Sir Alex Ferguson recently - as he hates him - using the Rooney thing as a good opportunity to have a pop.

"I hate him, and he hates me" says Piers in the article.

No Piers. He doesn't have time to even notice your presence - at least no more than he would some dog turn he'd stepped in - and that is exactly why you hate him so much.

His football punditry especially is 100% guaranteed to match exactly what the most idiotic, knowledgeless casual fan would come out with when they were having a particularly banal moment.
A team wins their last game - they're fantastic.
A team loses their last game - sack the manager, sell the players.

I'm entirely unsurprised he writes for the mail - their football coverage is almost as objectionable as the rest of their rag. Even Martin Samuel, who was previously amongst the best football writers, has turned into a knee-jerk sensationalist since moving there.
...............you're not keen on him then? :cheese:
 

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i wonder if you could fit an alfa arna up his rectum? i'd certainly like to test the theory. i know you could fit about 6 in his big, fat gob
 
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Can we fit Piers Morgan, Max Clifford, Simon Cowell, Katie Price and Peter Andre in an ARNA and then crush it?
 
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