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Hi, One and All:)

Have been testing my old gray matter
can you add any to the list?



LEXIPHILES

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The
professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy
who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: A jab well done.
You can whip the cream, but you can't beat the milk.

John tL.
 

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

A company is known by the people it keeps...

Clones are people two...

I before E except after C.. We live in a weird society...

A pessimist counts his blessings 10 9 8 7 6 .....

Tonight's forecast.... Dark..

People who enjoy the most birthdays.... Live longest..

Be sincere...Even if you don't mean it...

Only the intelligent understand the meaning ...'Ignorance is bliss'...

If thoughts counted... Then more women would be pregnant...

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One for the Luddite :thumbs:

A little bit of powder and a little bit of paint...
Makes a girls complexion seem what it ain't ..;)
 

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There was the director who made a film containing bestiality, necrophilia and flagellation - it failed, he was flogging a dead horse.
 

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How a dyslexic Britain could generate electricity is Unclear.

There was also the Dyslexic pimp, who bought himself a warehouse...
 
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