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I went to a job interview today and they asked me if I had any unusual abilities.


I replied "Yes I can eat gluten".
 

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Afternoon all. A couple of quick jokes to liven up a rainy sunday

Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove.


When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

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A couple more for teatime

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may apply)

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

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Cheers
J
 

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I thought I'd posted this early but anyhoo...

"I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants,
but he's still making fun of me."
 
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