Two scientists were discussing new laboratory procedures. One said “For our more dangerous experiments we’re now using lawyers”. “Lawyers?” asks his colleague “why aren’t you using rats?”. “Well you know how it is” said the first scientist “you can get attached to rats....”
I couldn’t believe it when this vegan activist got in my face yesterday and started waving a flyer at me. She kept going on about “All these cows and their flatulence are destroying the ozone layer”, and then she finally glared right at me and said
“and what are YOU doing about it?”
A group of Martians land on Earth and have a chat with the Pope.
“So” asks the Pope “have you guys heard about Jesus?”
“Yes” says the Martians “he pops in to see us every few years”
“He hasn’t been here for 2,000 years” mutters the Pope. Why does he come to see you so often?”
“We think it’s the chocolate” say the Martians
“The chocolate? asks the Pope
“Yes” say the Martians “every time Jesus is about to leave we give him a present of the finest chocolates on Mars to remember us by. Why? What did you guys do for him the last time he visited Earth?.....”
This year, my sis celebrates the 25th anniversary of her 25th birthday.
To celebrate this, I’d like to create a playlist of the songs she liked from her yoof.
With music these days being scattered on this device, that device, or on a CD, on a tape, on YouTube etc, the old days of doing tape to...
My favourite car restoration TV programme, Fantomworks, returns for a new series on Quest TV at 10PM on Thursday, Feb 27th.
No obnoxious "personalities", no staged arguments, no bodging, no short cuts, no dubious "improvements", no illusory profits, no contrived deadlines, just high-quality...
The government would have you believe it is a simple calculation, just look at their pay packet! Anyone earning less than, lets say, £30k pa is unskilled, simples. Only it isn't that simple is it? There are plenty of people earning less than £30k like nurses, police officers, firemen, social...
Would anyone consider putting a 156 3.0, 156 V6 SW, 156 GTA/SW, 147 GTA on Turo so I can rent it when I'm in the UK? I usually drive in the west country (Cornwall) and I would like to drive there in an Alfa. I obviously have Alfas myself so I take care of cars, and I've never damaged my rental...