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NUTS.

:eek: Those bagged nuts,

You know the ones
easy to open
even if you are all
finger and thumbs.
Friday night sat around
table in local.
my friend struggled too open his nuts:eek:

Peanuts :eek:
this large packet was handed
from hand to hand all failed in
in this simple task:eek:

Give it to me says I
Macho man
never too be beaten by a bag of nuts.

Yes :eek:
O.k.
I know you`ve all done it.
Well have you.?
THAT BAG exploded with
nuts flying each and every way.

into my groups drinks
next tables infact any
where within 5sq,metres of where we
were seated.

Macho man became Humble:eek: man:eek:
Pub roared with laughter,
still hurt my pride
so if I see another person
struggling with their nuts.
I shall pass by
no more exploding nuts for me.:eek:



John.
 

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Why is it when you by a bag of Big D or whatever these days, you get a warning to say "this product may contain nuts":confused:

After paying for them I should bloody well think so:eek:
 

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John, I sympathise! Have done this on many an occasion! I laughed along at the time, no point in getting embarrassed by it, for as you said, we have all done it! :D

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I did it with a bag of Minstrels in a cinema not that long ago. Was not as well received either :eek: :lol:
 

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NUTS.

:eek: Those bagged nuts,

You know the ones
easy to open
even if you are all
finger and thumbs.
Friday night sat around
table in local.
my friend struggled too open his nuts:eek:

Peanuts :eek:
this large packet was handed
from hand to hand all failed in
in this simple task:eek:

Give it to me says I
Macho man
never too be beaten by a bag of nuts.

Yes :eek:
O.k.
I know you`ve all done it.
Well have you.?
THAT BAG exploded with
nuts flying each and every way.

into my groups drinks
next tables infact any
where within 5sq,metres of where we
were seated.

Macho man became Humble:eek: man:eek:
Pub roared with laughter,
still hurt my pride
so if I see another person
struggling with their nuts.
I shall pass by
no more exploding nuts for me.:eek:



John.

Just seen this. Classic... :cheese:
 

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Good try, John, keep practising.:): Bet some out there know how, or have at least seen, that guy that gets the induced pressure just right, with a bag of crisps, by squeezing, until it slowly goes 'Phut' with no damage to the contents? Most times it's tried, they end up pulverised, or fly out through the burst exit? How to do that?? I know, some here know?:):
 
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