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The rain was pouring down.
There, standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?
“Fishing” replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskeys, the gentleman, being a bit of a smartass cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?”

“You’re the eighth” says the old man
 

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The rain was pouring down.
There, standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?
“Fishing” replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskeys, the gentleman, being a bit of a smartass cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?”

“You’re the eighth” says the old man
Bona fide evidence that, clearly, we don't. ;)
 
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