[Scudetto]

New MINI yes, etc etc, but why are there two dead bodies lying next to it?

www.pistonheads.com

Surely someone must have spotted them? Maybe they should pop back - see if they're still there?

 

[keithyboy]

I'm not raving.

 

[David Jarrett]

Its a nasty looking (not so) little car.

Hideous thing.

 

[symon]

It is as if they said "Take a mini and make it look as stupid as possible".

And this is what they came up with



Plenty of people who live near me rely on Mini for work, but that is hideous.

 

[Hamster]

Oh dear. Poor dead people. Last thing they saw was that 'thing'.

 

[keithyboy]

It is as if they said "Take a mini and make it look as stupid as possible".

And this is what they came up with

I thought that was the clubman. To be honest I'm impressed by just how stupid that looks. I like the Mini. although it's more maxi than mini I think it's quite good looking. To use that as a base and end up with something that looks that bad is quite clever.

 

[wynne71]

Mini car, fine, can see the appeal for those who buy one.
The Clubman?! Design has long since left the building.
SUV thingy??!! Words actually fail me. Saddest thing is it will sell by the showroom full.

 

[Top Down]

Oh dear. Poor dead people. Last thing they saw was that 'thing'.

Thats why they died, I expect.

 

[alfa166italian]

Truly horrible car

 

[symon]

Maybe BMW have recruited the stylist from Ssang Yyong to design the Mini.

 

[AlfaDrivingFan]

is that the 4x4 version? Truly horrible looking car

 

[Alfamack]

It's due to be built in Austria as the plant in Oxford can't do any more. So it's not even British.
It will sell though as all the people who had Mini's will want them when they grow up and start families.
Should have called it the MAXI though.

 

[symon]

is that the 4x4 version? Truly horrible looking car

Thats the one I was thinking of.

Stevie Wonder would have styled it better.

 

[alfa166italian]

It's called a Countryman - yes I'd call it that too, just a different spelling.....

 

[symon]

Some of the Mini's in the dealership near oxford are a very fetching shade of metallic brown.

I think that finished in "Merdi" Brown would be very apt.