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> An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a
> doctor at a street light.
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of a
> car
> you got there , sonny?"
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO, it costs half a million dollars!"
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
> "Because the car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly.
> The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> "No problem replies the doctor."
> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sittin
> back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
> right......but I'll stick with my Moped!"
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> just
> what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
> reads 160 mph.
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
> closer!
> He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !Something
> whips by him going much faster !
> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?" the doctor asks
> himself.
> He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas an
> passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in
> his
> mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
> the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
> Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> rear end.
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> alive.
> He runs up to the banged up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor... is there
> anything I can do for you ?"
> The old man whispers,....................................

> "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
>:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

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Nice one, CG! :lol:
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