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Teacher was in class and says to her pupils :)

Right children give me a sentence with the word FASCINATE in it :)

Little Julie puts her hand up and says :D
Miss I've got one. Last week we went to the zoo and when I saw the animals I was fascinated :D

Teacher says thats nice but the word I want is fascinate :D

Little Susan has her up as well and says I've got one Miss :D
Last night we were watching something on the telly about the weather and it was fascinating :D

Teacher says no children. The word I want is fascinate :rolleyes:

Little Johnny says Ive got one Miss :smug:
My sister has got a new blouse and it has ten buttons on it :D

But her boobs are that big she can only fasten eight :giggle:
 

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I like the one where little Johnny is asked to make a sentence using the word CONTAGIOUS


Little Johnny says "The Milkman dropped all of his bottles over the path, and dad said it would take the contagious to pick them all up".
 

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the
class that on each Friday, she will ask a question of the class and
anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the
following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, 'How many grains of sand are
on the beach?' Needless to say, no-one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, 'How many stars
are in the sky?' and again no-one could answer.

Frustrated Little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black.

The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of
the day, just when the teacher says, 'Here's this week's question,'
Johnny empties the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room.

Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing,
the entire class starts laughing. The teacher says, 'OK, who's the
comedian with the black balls?'

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says,
'Lenny Henry, see you on Tuesday!'
 
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All Pupils were asked to write about what they saw on the way home the previous eve.
Many wrote about, flowers, birds and farm animals in fields.
Little johnny wrote:- "On the way home I saw a flat dog".

When questioned on this short essay and asked to explain he said "I saw another one pumping it up".
 
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After the class were given a history lesson on the age old history of duelling, the teacher told the class she would like them to write an essay including the words "dawn" and "pistol".
Some superb examples handed in, but little johnny wrote:-

"My Dad goes out on a Fri night to the Pub and when he comes home he's pistol dawn".
 

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I suppose jokes aren't a big thing under bridges.... Aye!??

V v good HM
Another well aimed Troll dig :lol:
How on earth is it trolling ?
If someone thinks they're funny when they're not (only my personal opinion mind, which I'm entitled to :thumbs: ), tell them.
What happens here is a similar situation to the early stages of the x-factor type programmes, when the parents tell their unfortunate child what a great singer they are, only to make fools of themselves live on stage.
I like a joke as much as the next man, but I'm just being honest, you carry on though :thumbs:


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Not really trolling, a joke is posted you read it, you get it fine... You don't? say nothing. With time I spend on here and as a paying member and the efforts made to attend meets I don't think the remark to my self has any ground...

The post was funny and it gave an opportunity for others to add too the "little johnny" jokes which others have..... Freedom of speech is great, all entitled to it, every now and again excercising the Freedom can call for the freedom to say nothing.

I just happened to express my freedom of speech where necessary and what I think to be correct!!
 
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