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Why...

There are 'self help' Groups ?

A boxing ring is...Square ?

Fat chance and slim chance ...Mean the same thing ?

You can't make another word using all the letters in 'Anagram' ?

They put the letter 'S' In lisp ?

They have a use by date on croutons ....It's stale bread ?

Are...

Crop circles the work of ...Cereal killers ?

Part time band leaders....Semi conductors ?

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You be a closet.... Claustrophobic ?

You get off a... Non-stop flight ?

You tell if a dictionary word is....Misspelt ?

What...

Did they go back to before the 'drawing board'... Was invented ?

How...

Can you be alone with....Someone ?


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If lawyers are...Debarred and clergymen are...Defrocked :eek:

Are...
Electricians ....Delighted ?
Musicians ....Denoted ?
Cowboys ...Deranged ?
Models ... Deposed ?
Tree surgeons ... Debarked ?
And...Dry cleaners...Depressed :confused:
 

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Do welder's armpits really sweat so much ? :confused:
Do fat women's ? :eek:

Talking of women . If love is... Blind ! Why do we buy so much lingerie ?

And where does it say in the nursery rhyme that Humpty Dumpty ... Was an egg :confused:
 

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Why are ...Haemorrhoids not called ...Asteroids ?

There's 5 ******* syllables in .... Monosyllabic :rolleyes:

Surely ...Instant Credit means ....Instant debt ???

Why do they nail ....Coffin lids down :eek:
 
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