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darts players have...

  • Dodgy hair, both facial on on top. Mullett still being the favourite.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • A [email protected] nickname, such as "The count", usually refering to their jair cut.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Silk shirt with said nickname emblazoned accross the back.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • A big fat beer gut.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Legions of loyal, almost zealous, council house fans - all drunk by mid afternoon.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A candelabra and cape for a big stage entrance, just before loosing.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blinging, minging jewellery, usually a "Sov" on each finger.

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • A minging, brassy bright orange wife or girlfriend, usually as unattractive as they are.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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    6
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Every so often a pub game escapes into the public "sporting" arena such as snooker and, just this last week, darts!

Now I've come to notice that darts players have evolved seperately from other members of the species and can be identified by the following traits. But in which order?
 
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