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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but
> halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his
> money.
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> He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'You won't believe what modern
> education is developing.. They actually have a program here in
> Brisbane that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'
>
> 'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?'
>
> 'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll
> get him in the course.'
>
> So ... His father sends the dog and $2,000.
>
> About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The
> boy calls home. 'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to
> know?'
>
> 'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe
> this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to
> teach the animals how to read.'
>
> 'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in
> that program?'
>
> 'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'
>
> The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of
> the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.
>
> So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his
> father is all excited.
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> 'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him
> read something!'
>
> 'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
> before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked
> back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he
> suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still bonking that
> little redhead barmaid at the pub?''
>
> The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that b*****d before
> he talks to your Mother!'
>
> 'I sure did, Dad!'
>
> 'That's my boy!'
>
> The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.
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