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Robert Morley and James Robertson Justice so early in the morning? :confused: " You Sir, What's the bleeding time? " Those were the days my friend? :D
 

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Any one remember the laughing policeman? Here's an alternative:

The Laughing Taxman

I am a tax inspector,
A jolly chap that’s me.
I deal with your assessments,
And drink a lot of tea.
You’ll always find me laughing,
You’ll never see me cry.
I’ll find out what you’re earning,
And then I’ll bleed you dry.

Oh.. a ha ha ha ......(laughing chorus)

I check the bills you send me,
I find out what you’ve bought.
I look through your expenses,
Then cut them down to nought.
I squeeze out every penny,
You all pay up like mice.
And if I catch you cheating,
I make you pay up twice!

(Laughing chorus)

I send you forms and pamphlets,
It’s fun without a doubt.
To ask a lot of questions,
And try to catch you out.
There’s only one man’s tax forms,
I leave there on the shelf.
Oh yes I make quite certain,
I don’t pay tax myself.

(Laughing chorus)
 

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Very Funny PooleG. :lol: Take care though as an officer of IR may be listening in on AO. One never knows who's who here, does one?? :D :lol:
 

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Very Funny PooleG. :lol: Take care though as an officer of IR may be listening in on AO. One never knows who's who here, does one?? :D :lol:
I am a retired Customs/VAT officer, so I think I can take a pop at my own. Despite rumours to the contrary tax men do have a sense of humour.
 
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