So, you don't do the PEEP, PEEP, ALRIGHT DARLIN' thing then :lol:It depends on what the lady wants I suppose, I don't have a standard greeting for women.
:cheese: :lol: :cheese: :lol: :cheese: You can use it Bazza, I haven't heard it before :lol:Can I use my
"Hello, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" gag again in this thread?
Whay he said.No - I hate wet fish handshakes too.
At least the other guy is putting some effort into the handshake, whereas a wet fish (didn't know the term ) indicates that the person giving it is too bored to greet you properly and they are doing it only because they have to and I take that as a subliminal insult. On the other hand some people from both sexes cannot control their strength when squeezing something so they crush your hand without trying to "tell" you something.But are they worse than bone-breaker handshakes?
You know the types who think that grating the bones of the others persons hands together means they're manly or confident or something?
Sometimes I think it'd be fun to just go "aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh. What the hell are you doing?" at them.
What me!! - someone has been telling tales.....Chris - I'm surprised....I would have thought you'd go for Full S**ual Int**c**rse - you must be loosing your knack!!!