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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to

place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack

of underwear.



"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband

demanded.



"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."



The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the

sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."



Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her

skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.



"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"



She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."



He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's

£20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"



Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt

over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.



"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"



She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd

any."



The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o

Jasus,'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." :eek:



Please excuse my Jockinese but you get the Idea :cheese:
 
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Yep I'm ****ing meself laughing here and everyone in the office is looking at me like I'm an Idiot :cheese:
 

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Same here except there's no one else in my office. :thumbs:

Not that I'm dead important with my own office or anything; just that there's no one else here.
 

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Don't worry HM, it's just that Howell doesn't get it :D
 
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