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Have any other GT owners suffered from this ? Whilst washing my GT this morning, running my naked hands over her curvaceous lines, I had to stop and come up for air in fear of having a "Gentleman" moment on my drive !!! - beats Viagra !:wow:
 

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Have any other GT owners suffered from this ? Whilst washing my GT this morning, running my naked hands over her curvaceous lines, I had to stop and come up for air in fear of having a "Gentleman" moment on my drive !!! - beats Viagra !:wow:
I had a Common Man moment with a 156 once, does that count :cheese:

Slippery when wet eh? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::thumbs:
 
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twice a day!

Don't tell the Wife but.... Every morning and every night when I get back into my Alfa 156, I kiss the badge on the steering wheel, honest!:wow:
She would P**s herself laughing if she found out:cheese:

I'm now convinced that's why my car hasn't cost me a penny apart from the normal service items since getting her 10 month ago and never, ever let me down:D

Only thing I have done is give her a full fluids service ready for the winter, stripped, clean and refit the brakes and a full once over self MOT inspection... Job done and one very happy owner.... May the badge kissing continue;)
 

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I'm afraid I'm more likely to have a Basil Fawlty moment, the underside is not very pretty and I seem to see a little too much of that!
 

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:lol: Reminds me of that character from the fast show...... "oh im sorry ive just come":lol: Oh so sorry ive just come again!!!

I don't think women understand the relationship between man and machine!!!lol.

Damien.
 

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TBH not as daft as it sounds. I find washing the GT quite a - ahem - sensual experience. The curves are subtle but feel lovely, there is a gentle 'roundness' and dare I say femininity about the body that just makes it so appealing.

Still don't want to shag it up the back pipe though . . . . . . . . . .
 

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Morning all, my comment may have sounded a tad harsh but was actually meant to be an example of my infamous dry wit that leaves hordes in stitches of laughter and me as one of the most popular guys in the pub... I'll keep practicing. In the meantime, you lot keep furiously polishing your pipes and rubbing your shafts. Merry humbug...
 

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Don't tell the Wife but.... Every morning and every night when I get back into my Alfa 156, I kiss the badge on the steering wheel, honest!:wow:
I've done the same a few times...I once kissed the badge on a Guilietta I was test driving, with my mate in the passenger seat and the guy from the garage in the backseat watching. Blush.
 
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