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Do you think they got the work experience boy to write the ad i wonder?
Made me chuckle.

KEEP NOT FOR SALE
one careful owner
2 owners
18" wheels
high cap safety rating
laser spot lights
19" alfa turbine chromes deep dish (this is my favorite!)
top speed unknown
outrun any scooby/evo


Auto Trader UK - ALFA ROMEO 156 3.2 V6 24v GTA

Might actually be not a bad car (without the wing of course) but the ad does well to put you off !
 

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Do you think they got the work experience boy to write the ad i wonder?
Made me chuckle.

KEEP NOT FOR SALE
one careful owner
2 owners
18" wheels
high cap safety rating
laser spot lights
19" alfa turbine chromes deep dish (this is my favorite!)
top speed unknown
outrun any scooby/evo


Auto Trader UK - ALFA ROMEO 156 3.2 V6 24v GTA

Might actually be not a bad car (without the wing of course) but the ad does well to put you off !
i think this lot have sold a GTA before with the same ad text
 

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...thpecial
 

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aren't those the bog standard 17s on it as well?
 

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I want frickin lasers on my GTA! :cry:
Mee twoo - how do u get lazer !!! :tut:

My nine year old son would have done a better job! actually my 3 year old daughter could have done better using crayons !

Form an orderly queue to purchase this car - not.
 

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I like how they tell us that it has had One Careful Owner and then 2 owners. The second owner must have ragged the nuts off it.
Haha my thoughts exactly!
 

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I really dont know how some people tie their shoelaces in the morning, the internet really brings home just how stupid some people are.
 

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Lol,

I went to see this one before I bought mine, its must still be in the farmers shed since I looked at it 2 years ago. Basically its on a farm, the guy didn't have a clue about it (hence the ad I'm sure)

The funniest thing he said was, it wouldn't have 200mph on the speedo if it couldn't do it!!

I held back from rolling around there and then, but ran a mile when he expected me to give him a 2k deposit there and then "otherwise I'll be selling it on the weekend to another interested party" he said.

obviously not....................
 

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I thought it was just a joke??

Re: Malters - Do you think he would exchange it for something he is more familiar with such as livestock? I think I could probably source three sheep and a cow if he is interested?
 

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He actually says in the ad. it will do 200mph!!!I want it!:eek:
 

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... and 'xeon'(sic) headlights!!!

What are they?? I want some!! They are obviously better than xenon since they have levelling controls on the dash, and standard boring xenons don't need those...

and it doesn't have every optional extra fitted... where's the sunroof?

Just had cambelt... at 62000??? Leaving it a bit late then.

The sad thing is that some poor sod might actually get taken in.
 

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natural selection :)
 

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Me and my mate went to see this car 3 years ago!!!! On the farm and he said no to the test drive until there was a deposit. It was full of moss and he didn't have a clue over what he had.

My mate knew all about the GTA and was well up on what he was buying as he had a 1.8 Tspark and wanted a GTA.

We got there and the fella was a joke he had no knowledge of the car and was just basically spouting utter rubbish about how it is 'the real deal', my mate walked away with the comment "that is going to stay there for years" and he was right.

Cant get over it he must be a millionarre and not need to sell cars.

its never moved aswel as it was blocked in and still looks to be that way.

Upsetting but the advert is a classic
 
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