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I know it's an oldie - but yesterdays elections reminded me of it:


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.

They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'about half a gallon.'

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I'll drain the fueltank of the GTV, also throw in some BBQ lighting fluid if needs be. The cigarette lighter in the GTV doesn't work though :(

On second thoughts, burning is too good for them.

Is bankrupting the country, allowing crime and youths to run out of control, and decimating the country's manufacturing base an act of treason?

If so, hang drawn and quarter!
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