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With the Euro going down, Ford is to acquire Renault.
Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. Several spare tyres are often carried.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

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:think: I'm sure I've heard that before ;)
There's a skit on youtube where George and Zippy from rainbow perform a pastiche of Top Gear.

There are some naughty words in it, thus making it unsuitable for AO, so you'll have to search for it yourselves,:thumbs:

but that joke is on there.
 

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Well, its had a couple of comments, and quite a few reads, so no harm done by me posting it, methinks........:)
 
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