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Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Tony leaned over, touched Julie 's arm gently and whispered,

'Self-raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy
 

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I'm not sure if I know my wife's favourite flower, but I know the one which means most, and would therefore guess it as her favourite. Do you think that's enough to keep me off the naughty step?

(It's the stargazer lilly, which was a motif for our wedding.)
 

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I'm not sure if I know my wife's favourite flower, but I know the one which means most, and would therefore guess it as her favourite. Do you think that's enough to keep me off the naughty step?

(It's the stargazer lilly, which was a motif for our wedding.)
..erm... No... :D
 
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