[Captain Slow]

What an utter load of s*ite.

My floor is dirty, I wish to clean it, I don't wish to smear my floor to make it look worse than it did, but that's what happens.

Utter waste of time. I'm going to buy a mop.

 

[1of1]

What type? - Mrs 1of1 uses ones that take the glaze off the tiles :lol:

 

[Nige005]

I use Mr Sheen or Pledge on my Ceramic floor tiles, cleans 'em luvverly with the added benefit of impromptu skating lessons for days afterwards.

 

[Happy Man]

Don't tell 'Elf and safety that :lol:

 

[Nige005]

Don't tell 'Elf and safety that :lol:

:lol: As soon as I saw you had replied Tony I thought it might be on these lines !

Does make carrying a bowl of HOT soup out of the kitchen an interesting proposition though !

 

[Happy Man]

Hot soup + Slippery floor = Scalded balls :lol:

 

[Nige005]

Scalded balls :lol:

:lol: That's OK, currently not in use...........

 

[Happy Man]

It's all them radio waves, that shriveled them up :lol:

 

[Nige005]

It's all them radio waves, that shriveled them up :lol:

Funny you should say that. One place I worked I was sitting on top of 60 MW of RF for 12 hours at a time.

Kept me nice and toasty though !

 

[Happy Man]

It's a wonder they never dropped off :lol:

 

[Nige005]

It's a wonder they never dropped off :lol:

Boing, boing.

 

[Happy Man]

:lol: :cheese: :lol:

 

[Captain Slow]