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What about a group buy or maybe arrange an AO carrot and sausage cook off - see which gives the best increase in performance :p
 
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Just as convincing as many other Fleabay BHP boosters !

Three thumbs up from me: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:



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Thats quality........ a must have for all petrol heads.

If you have a look at the bidders list, there are 3 different motorists striving to improve thier quarter mile times.....

Who needs a remap???
 
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Some good scientific thinking there I don't think that would work. Carrots and sticks only work for donkeys. You have to put something on the stick that the thing you want to move wants or needs.

e.g. if you want an MP to move fast, you would need to put a 2nd home in Chelsea and some servants on a stick in front of it.

If you want a footballer to move you need to put a semi-professional singer/actress/model on a stick.

If you want an Alfa to move I would suggest dangling a litre of oil, a gallon of petrol or perhaps a 206/50x15 tyre. It'll go like stink then.
 

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Ah a new type of chip using a potatoe (get it?? :lol: )

Think the seller has too much time on their hands though!
 

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yeah i think he got far too much time on his hands!! oh well makes a few people laugh. must be good!
 

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