Me? No?
Since Astons are the topic however, I've got to share this...
It was late the other night. I couldn't sleep. There was nothing on TV and I was flipping channels. At one point there were a group of "executive" types taking to this young guy asking him "How you would sell an Aston Martin?" Well I thought I'd watch for a bit.
It turns out it was some sort of reality show about male models

-- or at least it was about a bunch of guys who were competing to become a male model, complete with rich modelling contract, agency representation, etc. Blech! Oh well I kept watching since the pickings were so slim.
The guys were all brought in to talk to the executives. They were told that their job was to promote a car. The first question they were asked was "Have you ever heard of an Aston Martin?" I was stunned when more than one said "No." Even some of those that said yes had no clue about what type of car it was. A couple couldn't even pronounce the name properly (thanks to a midwestern drawl and a Boston accent.)
The guys were all given a brochure package, and given a couple of seconds to flip through it, so they could get a sense of the car. The executives told them the car was about "luxury" and "class."
Then the potential models had to give a little pitch piece about the car. They were told to act like they were driving the car and to talk about the experience. The most memorable reponse was from the guy who cocked his head sideways, pretended to rest an elbow on the open window and clutched the imaginary steering wheel at the 12:00 o'clock position and moved his hand back and forth over a 5 degree sweep. According to his pitch "a car like this allows you to get all the chicks you want."

:cheese:
And they say women models are dumb?

:cheese: And yes, they were all Americans.

Also if it matters

only one of them is supposed to be gay.
--Toronto