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For months I've been cleaning up piles of dog cack from our front lawn.:mad: Almost always in roughly the same area so I know it was probably the same animal - I just couldn't be absolutely sure whose it was even though I had strong suspicions.:rant:

It's always really close to the driveway too so increased the risk of JimJr or one of us stepping in it when getting in or out of the car. Plus young kids play on our corner - I don't like the noise much but I don't want their health being risked by this inconsiderate scumbag.

Finally....MrsJim spots the mutt doing its business on our garden a couple of mornings ago and dashes out to give the owner a piece of her mind. Sure enough, the youngish neighbour is stood at his front door a few doors down watching it. The lazy gimp just allows the dog to run about the estate when it "needs" to be let out. She shamed him into clearing it up. :rant:

Yesterday, 7am (again) she catches the dog on our garden leaving a steaming gift. My laddo is at his door again so she tells him to please clean it up and keep his dog off our garden. I'm still getting dressed at this point.

Half an hour passes....45 mins......still not shifted it - he's obviously just ignored Lisa so I go get a spade and put his dog's shtuff on his doorstep. :thumbs: And I will keep doing so from now on if it happens again.

I was fuming but felt strangely calmed afterwards.;)

Lisa said she later saw them both arguing on the drive, washing it away and then taking the mutt out on a lead to the fields at the back presumably.

I love dogs but hate inconsiderate dog owners.
 

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I like ya style lad :thumbs:

When I was a kid ... a neighbour a few doors down always walked their dog passed our house and 99% of the time it would dump right outside our house.

Me father got cheesed off with said behaviour ....and put said dumps into a box until fairly full ..... and then emptied said box on their driveway.

Didn't happen again after that :D
 
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Excellent style! Just keep doing that with no comment. Or you could do like Jim Carrey in that movie and go and have a dump on their lawn yourself!
 

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Nice one Jimbo. I always take a couple of plastic bags with me when walking the dog as I can't be sure she'll make it to an open spot to do her business. Even if we do I always pick it up. It's people like this that get me really annoyed. I'd have posted through his bloody letterbox the little twerp.
 

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Thanks lads.:thumbs: We had a lovely black lab for years and would always clear up after him on the rare occasion he would go anywhere other than our back garden.

Excellent style! Just keep doing that with no comment. Or you could do like Jim Carrey in that movie and go and have a dump on their lawn yourself!
That thought did cross my mind! :lol: I'm just not quite enough of an exhibitionist!
 

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I saw, in a film I think, the discarded dogs doins put into a paper bag along with some screwed up paper. The bag was then set on fire and placed on the owners doorstep.
Before leaving the scene, the firey bag depositor rings the dog owners doorbell.
The dog owner answers the door to find a burning bag on his doorstep and stamps on it to put it out.

Doins everywhere.

:lol: :lol:

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I saw, in a film I think, the discarded dogs doins put into a paper bag along with some screwed up paper. The bag was then set on fire and placed on the owners doorstep.
Before leaving the scene, the firey bag depositor rings the dog owners doorbell.
The dog owner answers the door to find a burning bag on his doorstep and stamps on it to put it out.

Doins everywhere.

:lol: :lol:

Mick.
The film is Disturbia with Shia LaBeouf. Don't pretend that you don't know it :p:lol:
 
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Many moons ago, we used to have terrible trouble with dog **** at the back of my mum's (this was in the days when you didn't pick 'em up). People were both thick and inconsiderate because on one side of the street were houses (the back gardens and garages etc backed onto the street) and on the other was a cement factory (nice area!). They always let the dog crap on the side with the houses for some reason.

One evening we caught a dog in the act and had words with its owner, a frequent offender who we had never previously been in time to catch. We politely informed him that if it happened again we would be posting it through his letterbox. He shuffled off mumbling then got all brave and started shouting at us to eff off because we didn't know where he lived when he got 50 yards away.

Not the brightest thing given that he was outnumbered and we were stood next to my car. A short journey enabled us to find his house, whereupon he apologised. It never happened again with him.
 
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