[alfa_147_jtd_16v]

....I know I do!! Still an immature kid at heart. I work in a school and when I'm in a classroom and a kiddie farts I find it hard to stop laughing

I much prefer letting a hard loud and smelly one out myself though :cheese:

 

[Ralf S.]

Kids farting is hilarious. :cheese:


Ralf S.

 

[Treffynnon]

What is it with Brits and bodily functions; a fascination I tell you.

 

[bazza]

Funny when I do it, disgusting if it's anyone else

 

[mr.orange]

Farting is as funny as fu*k imho.....but is disgusting if other people do it :lol:

got one of the people i work with good today with 1.....he was altering the program in his machine so i went up behind him and farted on his lower back :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: horrible i know but really funny :lol:

you should have seen his face :cheese: :lol: :cheese:

 

[alfa_147_jtd_16v]

Farting is as funny as fu*k imho.....but is disgusting if other people do it :lol:

got one of the people i work with good today with 1.....he was altering the program in his machine so i went up behind him and farted on his lower back :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: horrible i know but really funny :lol:

you should have seen his face :cheese: :lol: :cheese:

.....nice thanks for that!! :cheese: :lol:

 

[v6junky]

The missus has a knack of squeezing out some of the scariest trouser pounders I've ever heard. After a couple of months of marriage, she let one rip in bed just as I was falling asleep. It was so loud, my heart almost jumped out of my chest. Still married after 10 and half years!

Didn't smell.. women's farts usually don't actually.

 

[mr.orange]

The missus has a knack of squeezing out some of the scariest trouser pounders I've ever heard. Didn't smell.. .

never heard them called this before :cheese: :cheese: :lol:

women's farts usually don't actually.

and yes womens farts do smell......it the worst smell ever :lol:

 

[alfa_147_jtd_16v]

never heard them called this before :cheese: :cheese: :lol:


How about trouser coughs or botty burps then??


and yes womens farts do smell......it the worst smell ever :lol:

They sure do....my mums are simply sick. They fume all around the house and stay there for ages!
Mum....stay of the prunes!

 

[mr.orange]

i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far :lol: :lol:

 

[gtachris]

i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: no it isn't going too far i like to 'cup' mine in my hand and then release them under an enemies nose (or friend but they become wise too it!) :lol:
Yes women's are worse and they hang in the air, i think it's because they don't like getting rid of things so they are in there 'brewing' for a lot longer :tut:

 

[Nigel S]

I'd love to do a "silent but violent" in a meeting but knowing my luck I'd either follow through or my cheeks would let out the loudest resonating "pharp" you ever did hear.

 

[mr.orange]

:lol: :lol: no it isn't going too far i like to 'cup' mine in my hand and then release them under an enemies nose (or friend but they become wise too it!) :lol:
Yes women's are worse and they hang in the air, i think it's because they don't like getting rid of things so they are in there 'brewing' for a lot longer :tut:

i use the term ''cupcakes'' when i fart in my hand and release it under someones nose :lol: :lol: :cheese:

women always deny letting one off but you always know if they do as it stinks soooo bad.....you could almost slice the air with a knife afterwards and put it in a sandwich as it would be meaty enough to imho :lol: :lol:

 

[gtachris]

yep, cupcakes for me too, seems to be just a durham word though, they didn't used to know what cupcakes were down here, they do now :lol: :lol:

 

[kurzon]

You guys are diskustink

 

[mr.orange]

yep, cupcakes for me too, seems to be just a durham word though, they didn't used to know what cupcakes were down here, they do now :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :cheese:

cupcakes rule :lol:

 

[gtachris]

oh yes (to mr O and kurzon)

 

[kurzon]

... maybe you should have used this method in your attempted abduction, Gtachris :lol:

 

[EddieGTA]

There was nothing better than stepping out of the lift after letting a real smelly one go, and seeing the company president get in the lift after me :cheese:

 

[mr.orange]

There was nothing better than stepping out of the lift after letting a real smelly one go, and seeing the company president get in the lift after me :cheese:

i have did this before.....but while i was out shopping in binns/house of fraser :lol: