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Do you like farting??

  • Yes all the time, especially silent ones in meetings

    Votes: 12 48.0%
  • No - its filfth!!

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Sometimes - depends on the company

    Votes: 11 44.0%

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....I know I do!! Still an immature kid at heart. I work in a school and when I'm in a classroom and a kiddie farts I find it hard to stop laughing :D

I much prefer letting a hard loud and smelly one out myself though :cheese:
 

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Funny when I do it, disgusting if it's anyone else ;)
 

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Farting is as funny as fu*k imho.....but is disgusting if other people do it :lol:

got one of the people i work with good today with 1.....he was altering the program in his machine so i went up behind him and farted on his lower back :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: horrible i know but really funny :lol:

you should have seen his face :eek: :cheese: :lol: :cheese:
 
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mr.orange said:
Farting is as funny as fu*k imho.....but is disgusting if other people do it :lol:

got one of the people i work with good today with 1.....he was altering the program in his machine so i went up behind him and farted on his lower back :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: horrible i know but really funny :lol:

you should have seen his face :eek: :cheese: :lol: :cheese:

.....nice thanks for that!! :D :cheese: :lol:
 

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The missus has a knack of squeezing out some of the scariest trouser pounders I've ever heard. After a couple of months of marriage, she let one rip in bed just as I was falling asleep. It was so loud, my heart almost jumped out of my chest. Still married after 10 and half years!

Didn't smell.. women's farts usually don't actually.
 

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The missus has a knack of squeezing out some of the scariest trouser pounders I've ever heard. Didn't smell.. .
never heard them called this before :cheese: :cheese: :lol:



v6junky said:
women's farts usually don't actually.
and yes womens farts do smell......it the worst smell ever :lol: :D
 
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mr.orange said:
never heard them called this before :cheese: :cheese: :lol:


How about trouser coughs or botty burps then??


and yes womens farts do smell......it the worst smell ever :lol: :D

They sure do....my mums are simply sick. They fume all around the house and stay there for ages!
Mum....stay of the prunes! ;)
 

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i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far :lol: :lol:
 

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mr.orange said:
i am thinking about farting in a bait box that belongs to 1 of the people i work with and put it back in the fridge in the canteen as he is always playing practical jokes on people or is this going too far :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: no it isn't going too far i like to 'cup' mine in my hand and then release them under an enemies nose (or friend but they become wise too it!) :lol:
Yes women's are worse and they hang in the air, i think it's because they don't like getting rid of things so they are in there 'brewing' for a lot longer :tut:
 

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I'd love to do a "silent but violent" in a meeting but knowing my luck I'd either follow through or my cheeks would let out the loudest resonating "pharp" you ever did hear. :eek:
 

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:lol: :lol: no it isn't going too far i like to 'cup' mine in my hand and then release them under an enemies nose (or friend but they become wise too it!) :lol:
Yes women's are worse and they hang in the air, i think it's because they don't like getting rid of things so they are in there 'brewing' for a lot longer :tut:
i use the term ''cupcakes'' when i fart in my hand and release it under someones nose :lol: :lol: :cheese:

women always deny letting one off but you always know if they do as it stinks soooo bad.....you could almost slice the air with a knife afterwards and put it in a sandwich as it would be meaty enough to imho :lol: :lol:
 

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yep, cupcakes for me too, seems to be just a durham word though, they didn't used to know what cupcakes were down here, they do now :lol: :lol:
 

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You guys are diskustink :eek: :eek: :eek:



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... maybe you should have used this method in your attempted abduction, Gtachris :lol:
 
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There was nothing better than stepping out of the lift after letting a real smelly one go, and seeing the company president get in the lift after me :cheese:
 

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EddieGTA said:
There was nothing better than stepping out of the lift after letting a real smelly one go, and seeing the company president get in the lift after me :cheese:

i have did this before.....but while i was out shopping in binns/house of fraser :lol:
 
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