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I answered the front door in stockings,high heels,black leather mini skirt & red lipstick :inlove:



The Avon lady said "good morning sir is your wife at home ?" :D

I said "take a wild ****ing guess love" :rolleyes: :p
 

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Saw my mate Charlie earlier, he's only got one arm bless him.

I shouted "where you off to Charlie?"

he said "im going to change a light bulb"

i laughed my head off and said "thats gonna be a bit awkward isnt it ?"

"not really" he said, "ive still got the ****ing receipt you muppet"
 

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What ever happened to the Avon lady? :confused:















Max Factor. ;)
 
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