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Dear Mr. Darling,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:


There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fix ed .

2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed .

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed .

4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed

5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week there's your money back in duty / tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed , have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

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Now where can we get the £20 trillion or so needed for such a sceme?:lol: :lol:
 

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"2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed . "

So its a Morgan , Caterham or Bristol on every driveway , then ?:lol: ;)
 

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"2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed . "

So its a Morgan , Caterham or Bristol on every driveway , then ?:lol: ;)
Well we are talking about the over 50s... perfect target market. :thumbs:

Production might have to be upped a little bit though.
 
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