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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers.
When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy :inlove:

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands :inlove:

"Actually, no" he replies :(

"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair :inlove:

"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused :eek:

"Is there anything I can do?" :confused:

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," ;)































"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies toilets." :tut:
 

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:lol:


Fancy you having a toilet joke too!
 

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Pffft! :lol:
 

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I told that one to a bearded colleague some time ago, complete with actions. The look of horror on his face when I got to the punch line was priceless.
 
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