Im getting my little Hitler a small weekend break (cause its her ****ing birthday 3 days later ) to the tropical islands in Germany. Only going there as its free for her birthday and its 32 degrees constantly although tonight I am expecting a good seeing to, but knowing myself I'll balls that up
Hate the commercialisation of this day though, cant go into a shop without seeing poxy teddies, sad rhythmed cards although I'm thinking of starting my own card:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had higher standards,
I wouldnt be with you
Dear Girls and boys,
Can we have your attention please?
Since we've had so many new joiners since this was last widely advertised, we're bringing this back under your attention.
Your help is much appreciated!
Hand on heart, for one reason or another, Elon Musk has passed me by. I know he’s minted, I know he’s behind Tesla, I know he has some big ideas about space and underground travel. But I don’t know enough to form any opinion of him.
others have. Idiot, pillock, loon... seems to be the general...