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We are the BORED :Bored:

Cleverbot: What is your religion?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know!

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: What you were talking about.

User: Which was?

Cleverbot: Why don't you remember?

User: Why dont you remind me.

Cleverbot: Because I want you to guess.

User: I can't guess.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: But before that, you said I wasn't.

User: You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being.

Cleverbot: Irevellant you will be assimilated.

User: We are the BORED!

Cleverbot: What's Borg?

User: BORED!

Cleverbot: Do you think there are cool people on earth?

User: Flawed, weak, organic, what do you think!

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm good at singing?

It still needs work! :evil:

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Complete nonsense :lol:

User: Is an alfa romeo a good car.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Happy man.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You know happy man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you buy an alfa romeo.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: You don't need to know.

User: What don't I need to know.

Cleverbot: What I don't do.

User: Do you know the happy man.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know where he lives.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Have you ever met him.

Cleverbot: Yes, he lives near me.

User: You have just said you don't know where he lives.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Do you know Alfa romeo.

Cleverbot: No, is he nice?

User: He might be a she.

Cleverbot: He might have jumped.

User: On she.

Cleverbot: Kyllä kyllä.

User: What language is that.

Cleverbot: Finnish.

User: Yes thank you good night.

Cleverbot: Yes, did you get presents?

User: Was it an Alfa Romeo.

Cleverbot: No it was an answer.

User: What was the question.

Cleverbot: What is the first day of the week?

Not clever :lol:

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and the prize for the thread that makes the least sense goes to...............

what's happened to late night WOT cleverbot - The BORED ! :D


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HOLY MOLY!! - it IS the BORED, look

User: Alfa romeo are making an SUV.
BORED: Are you an alien?
User: Italian.
BORED: I speak a little bit Italian.
User: Buon giorno.
BORED: Giorno?
User: Buon.
BORED: E senti una cosa.
User: What thing?
BORED: The thing.
User: THE thing!!
BORED: What thing.
User: The Thing!
BORED: What is the thing?
User: The 'cosa' thing.
BORED: You need to be clearer.
User: You started it, BOREDBrain!
BORED: Hey, no you did.
User: I think you will find it was you.
BORED: I think that you'll find that you did.
User: I have proof that it was you.
BORED: Prove it, then.
User: ^^^ It's up there, numbnuts!
BORED: Prove it.
User: I just did you deficient box of bolts!
BORED: Your proof is not convincing. Would you like a cigarette?
User: No, although I am Italian, I do not smoke.
BORED: You are not boring, but you need an attitude adjustment. :eek: :wow: :eek: :tut:

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After a while I got bored with it just contradicting me, so I said:

"you're wasting my time"

CB: "is it your time or is it your makers time?"

Me: "I haven't got a maker"

CB: "Nigella"

I should be so lucky!

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