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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,

multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron

wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor

asked him, "What happened to you?

"Well,I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,

when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a

cow pasture."

We went to look for them and while I was looking around

I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a

golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the

middle of the cow's butt."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,

"Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember

much after that..."
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