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Car manufacturers’ letters to Santa this year:

“Dear Santa,

For Christmas, please may we have a talented designer?

Thank you,

Mercedes Benz”
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“Dear Santa,

For Christmas, please may we have a rather more than two models in the line up?

Thank you,

Alfa Romeo”
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“Dear Santa,

Help!

Thank you,

Saab”
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“Dear Santa,

For Christmas, please may we have a few sales? One, even?

Yours,

Maybach”
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Carry on as you wish :)
 

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Dear Santa,

Please can we have some more reliable electrical bits for our Passats and A4s?

Love
VAG
 

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Dear Santa,

Please can we have some more Lancia badges?

Thanks y'all
Chrysler
 

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Dear Santa,

Please let us have another odd niche product we haven't squeezed into an already bloated, ugly but top-selling range! A single seat, convertible X5 might work?

Yours joyfully
BMW
 

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Dear Santa,

Please make the Accord look less of a polluting, overpriced fleet turkey this Christmas.

Dreamily yours,
Honda
 

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Dear Santa

Please can you make us more ostentatious as we dont believe we are yet

Thanks

Bentley












*I have to disagree on the Merc-Benz one, i think most of them are fantastic looking cars :)*
 

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Dear santa

please can we have some more plastic trim clips as they keep falling off with the trim

Thanks.

Renault
 

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dear santa

Can we have some stronger cambelts please

yours

The fiat group
 

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Dear santa,

Please can we have a time machine so we can go back in time and have another go

Yours

MG Rover
 

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Dear fat fecker

Can you make us more c0ckish, maybe have a 3rd rear brake light shaped like the middle finger gesture?

Up yours

Audi
 

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Dear santa,

Please can we have a time machine so we can go back in time and have another go

Yours

MG Rover
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Dear Santa could you please give us a marketing department as we do make cars albeit in China but sell them here from an assembly plant at Longbridge. You see nobody knows we exist.

Yours
MG UK.
 

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Dear Santa

Please can you shoot whoever it was in management who decided that no one would want a C30 polestar.

Yours

Volvo Shop floor staff
 

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