[Roswell]

 

[SnowAngel x]

'No really, its a very valuable brolly.'

 

[bazza]

"Spare a copper, yer 'onor?"

 

[n13roy]

Why are you sitting in the Passengers Seat !!!!.........

 

[Gaz]

look, me t shirt and brolly match yer car!

 

[10500RPM]

"Wow!"

 

[BatAlfa]

To the Bat Mobile

 

[Nev]

"Tell me, as 2 seater coupés go, is it light enough?"

 

[guiliasuper]

Are you the minicab we ordered ?:lol:

 

[v6hughes]

yeah of course the airbag light is on

 

[Nev]

That's not got a real Alfa engine in it though, has it mate.

 

[PJC]

"I wonder if you could help settle an argument my freinds and I are having about the size of your plonker"

 

[Voo]

Hand over the car before I skewer you with my brolly

 

[dave.black156]

you flash ****

 

[BIDET FITZAKAZI]

Yes, they will fit the steering wheel on the right side on the first service.

 

[keithyboy]

The speaker of the House of Commons was apparently unconcerned about the imminent audit of his travel expenses.

 

[Seasider]

"A quick ride round the estate will be 50 quid, I've got to pay for it somehow" said Xavier Julian Jessop

 

[Marko Le Rosso]

Here mister, how fast does this go?

 

[Kalel]

"I'm happy for you. Such a great car. You must have worked hard to buy that. Well done"

 

[Fraser]

I was wondering if you could tell me how I can make my head that shiney.