Whilst on the way back from picking up some Paraflu from my local main dealer today (thermostat is stuffed so that's a job for next tuesday) I was travelling along the A380 in the outside lane at about 80 mph. There was a white van in front of me, obviously aware of my presence as he kept speeding up to stay ahead of me. The dimwit was getting to me just a touch, so I pushed on getting close enough for him to know that I wanted to pass but without doing anything daft. So the great p**ck decides to move over....well he attempted to move over, but all he actually did was to stray around the middle of the two lanes, resulting in all manner of carp being thrown up onto my car. Two nice fresh chips in the bumper now:rant:. I know that my pride and joy will pick up the odd wear and tear damage, and that's fine and I deal with it, but when it occurs as a result of a t**t in front who can't drive for toffee, it makes me mad! As I pulled alonside, there were 3 of the delinquents in the cab......I can even imagine the conversation..."let's try and burn off this guy in his flash car"......to**ers!