"I wouldn't worry about the judge in the small claims court, they attend regular training sessions in all forms of diversity etc and can easily distinguish the difference between the weasel style and stoat forms of defence
You will find that one is weasely identified......and the other is stoatly different"
apart from the total WTF-ness of his post anyway - how does a car veering toward the central barriers (offside wheels?) throw up stones that smash his side windows?
And he was just on his way to pick up a classified advertised car to be shipped to Nigeria with a special payment deal for someone.......who also, helpfully has provided full details of their bank and PIN numbers.