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But in a light hearted way :D

Real men don't tell the doctor we have problems, but if you're worried maybe you should ;)

Getting over the embarrasment may save your life.

 

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Can you not just look at the tissue [ :vomit: ]

Hard to make out if you've dropped aload of tissue down the pan...
 

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Don't forget Rachel's wise words for the early diagnosis of other gentleman's ailments.


Last time I went to the doctor he asked for a urine sample, a blood sample, a stool sample and a semen sample.


I just left my underpants.:wow:
 

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How many hours per day should one allocate to:

Checking your pods for lumps and bumps (or for the ladeeez, checking your thrupennys)
Inspecting your stools and associated paperwork for tell tale signs
Investigating moles for change of shape/size
Weighing yourself and Calculating resultant BMI
Checking blood pressure / cholestorol levels
Counting the fats/salts/carbs in your sarnies
Working out in order to get your heart rate into the zone
Force-drinking 1+ litres of water
 

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How many hours per day should one allocate to:

Checking your pods for lumps and bumps (or for the ladeeez, checking your thrupennys)
Inspecting your stools and associated paperwork for tell tale signs
Investigating moles for change of shape/size
Weighing yourself and Calculating resultant BMI
Checking blood pressure / cholestorol levels
Counting the fats/salts/carbs in your sarnies
Working out in order to get your heart rate into the zone
Force-drinking 1+ litres of water
Don't forget to eat your 5 fruit or veg a day at some point in the midst of all that. :D
 

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Yes the old gag about the chap who went regularly at half past seven in
the morning but was not happy because he didn't get up until eight :eek:
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Don't forget to eat your 5 fruit or veg a day at some point in the midst of all that. :D
Well said :thumbs:

Do chips count as one of the five :D
 

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Do chips count as one of the five :D
Potatoes do not count apparently. :(

On the back of packets of Tyrells they offer their own versions of the 5-a-day. Worth a look next time you're bored in Morrisons.
 
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My dear old uncle Arfur (now sadly since departed for other reasons) ignored blood in his stools for nearly a year. Finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with bowel cancer. Had a major resection and from that day, had to wear a colostomy bag. He was a cheery soul and didn´t let it stop him swimming, playing golf, going for walks and all the rest. But he nearly died and it´s not the nicest thing to have, a colostomy bag.

You know it makes sense, check your nuts and check your behind (it´s more fun if someone else does it for you...)
 
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