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Were in Jerusalem on holiday when the wife had a heart attack and died...

The husband was beside himself with worry as to how to bury her and
took counsel from a local undertaker..

The undertaker advised him that it'd be £5,000 to fly her back home but he could
bury her in Jerusalem for £50.

The husband was aghast and taking the undertaker to one side said..

"Listen ye wee schite"...."Over 2000 years ago ye buried a guy called Jesus and
3 days later he rose from the deed"...

"She's ******* going home"
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