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It seems even the lowly motorist aspires to be on their high horse these days.
It started with the Range Rover, the kings venturing out from their castles on their Destriers, all serfs bow and allow passage.
Of course, not to be outdone, BMW with their X range, Merc ML Audi, Volvo, Jeep etc etc all brought out their "wheels within wheels" flaming chariots for the Rich and Successful to roam safely from their castle walls and automatic sensored gates. Even Porsche, the makers of iconic sports racing fillies thought it necessary to provide the Black Princes with a "Cayenne" charger for the commute, in order that the Barons themselves should remain humble and compliant.
Of course, the wannabe new rich have also been provided with safe steeds by the likes of the Nissan Quashqai and Kia Sportage....although most of them only have a cul-de-sac 4 bed executive driveway on which to display them.
Yes, it seems that everybody is riding high these days in their kings of the road, or at least their imitations.
Even traditional sleek Thoroughbreds and Arabians like the 5 series, XF and A5 (some say because of EU regs) have been fitted with "serf ploughs" in order to shovel their way through pedestrians safely.
Yes, the "Bulldozer Blunt Blade" is all the rage.
Come back to the rarest of rare glorious sights on the King's Highway....the Style Low De Silva 166.
This is for the Lion Heart making his way home by stealth, slipping through Europe under the noses of his enemies.
Or else, travelling incognito around his kingdom to see how the Barons, Sheriffs and Bishops may be mistreating his subjects.
Such a rare steed to slip by unnoticed, except by the close friends of the King.
OH 166! This is how you make me feel!
It started with the Range Rover, the kings venturing out from their castles on their Destriers, all serfs bow and allow passage.
Of course, not to be outdone, BMW with their X range, Merc ML Audi, Volvo, Jeep etc etc all brought out their "wheels within wheels" flaming chariots for the Rich and Successful to roam safely from their castle walls and automatic sensored gates. Even Porsche, the makers of iconic sports racing fillies thought it necessary to provide the Black Princes with a "Cayenne" charger for the commute, in order that the Barons themselves should remain humble and compliant.
Of course, the wannabe new rich have also been provided with safe steeds by the likes of the Nissan Quashqai and Kia Sportage....although most of them only have a cul-de-sac 4 bed executive driveway on which to display them.
Yes, it seems that everybody is riding high these days in their kings of the road, or at least their imitations.
Even traditional sleek Thoroughbreds and Arabians like the 5 series, XF and A5 (some say because of EU regs) have been fitted with "serf ploughs" in order to shovel their way through pedestrians safely.
Yes, the "Bulldozer Blunt Blade" is all the rage.
Come back to the rarest of rare glorious sights on the King's Highway....the Style Low De Silva 166.
This is for the Lion Heart making his way home by stealth, slipping through Europe under the noses of his enemies.
Or else, travelling incognito around his kingdom to see how the Barons, Sheriffs and Bishops may be mistreating his subjects.
Such a rare steed to slip by unnoticed, except by the close friends of the King.
OH 166! This is how you make me feel!