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  1. Notice of Intended Prosecution WTF!!

    General Motoring Discussion
    I have recieved this from the rossers in regard to Dangerous/Careless or inconsiderate driving!!:mad: weve assertained it was the Husband that had the car on the day of the alleged offence, but he has no idea what he is supposed to have done :confused: Has anyone had such a thing through the...
  2. WTF is with my clutch/gear change??? Help

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    My Alfa 156 v6 2003 plate with 89k on the clock with aparrantly a new clutch, which I must say is a very low biting point and I've never had any issue with it, has suddenly, and I stress all of a sudden, has began struggling to change gear. I had it in at the garage for my mechanic to check...
  3. I think I've got JTS suspension on my 2000 TS spider wtf!

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    So I ordered Bilstein B6 shocks for my car from Alfisti. They came in...but they're not right, well the car is not right. Read below. Hello James, The problem are the front shocks. Normally all 2.0TS have the anti-roll-bar mounted on the wishbone. We do not know why on your car the...
  4. WTF is that?

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    I have just been looking for the ecu plug in the fuse box and have found something that I haven't seen before. It is a black box about the same size as a packet of cards and is labeled as SAT RC 09. What is it?
  5. wtf have i done!!!!!

    Alfa GTA
    After removing plenum & painting it's all gone **** up misfire on banks 1,2 & 3 engine management light flashing striped back checked every thing. The first time central locking played up but ok now also i can here the throttle body ticking:cry::mad: please help
  6. wtf! strange car !

    Alfa GTA
    hey guys went out in the car for a re fuel to night i was driving down the road and pressed what i thought was the mileage reset button for about 5 secs then my rev counter and fuel/water dash lights went out leaving the speedo lit up. I thought o no whats going on now. long story short i had...
  7. Wtf?

    Republic of Ireland
    What the f#@% is this? alfasud sprint convertable for sale in Sligo : €5,000 - DoneDeal.ie
  8. Wtf could this be my smoking jtd problem

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    CAN YA SEE WHAT IT IS YET???????////:cheese:
  9. GTV spoiler wtf!

    General Alfa Discussion
    What's the point of that then :confused: this is for sale on ebay, I'd love a v6 GTV but this tiny spoiler would really put me off :lol:
  10. Wtf???

    South Africa
    2007 Alfa Spider Cars For Sale in South Africa Eastern Cape-Used Car South Africa Whatsup with the price?:confused:
  11. Throttle heater pipe WTF

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Just found out alfa dont make the throttle heater pipe for the 156 v6 any more:mad: but at least ive managed to get one from a breakers yard :thumbs:
  12. WTF - Gearstick floppy and no gears??

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    Hi All, I had a search around the forum but couldn't find the same issue addressed so decided to post. I was sitting in a queue of cars stationary in neutral in my 98 GTV TS and then went to select 1st gear and all of a sudden with no warning the gearstick went all floppy and loose and I...
  13. WTF - Wheel bearing shot after 4K miles...

    Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    What do they make these things of chocolate?? Apparently water may have penetrated the seal and caused the bearing to fail.... there was no warning in the manual saying to drive in dry weather only!! :lol: Is this a common issue?
  14. V6 GTV ... what a car... but €1293 tax p/a, WTF!!!

    Republic of Ireland
    I'm thinkin down the road a year or so anyway as I just taxed my GT for another year... But when I do get the next car it'll be a family car so maybe a 156/159 (depending on money situation) which is grand But for a bit of extra fun I'd love to buy one of these. Alfa Romeo GTV 3.0 V6 24V...
  15. Brera - Instrument Panel "Pulsating" - WTF?

    Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    Hi, This is the second time this has happened over the past week - While driving along, the instrument panel (the digital screen part in red with the clock / date time etc) dims gradually for about 2 seconds then gradually increases in brightness. This happens about 5 times then it stops...
  16. Brera S - Front car mats WTF?

    Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    Hi, The driver side mat tends to slip forward when driving and traps the clutch - which is a pain in the ***! I have put some velcro under them which seems to have stopped it for now. But... I looked at the fastenings for the mats - there are two large diameter holds at the bottom - but no...
  17. Pulled this out the exhaust, WTF?

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    saw something hanging out of the exhaust, so I gave it a pull. And got this. Anyone got any ideas what it is? (The material appears to be fibre glass) :confused: PS: 2nd picture is the result of The Great British SummerTM :rolleyes:
  18. MPG Vs. Thermostat = WTF???

    Engines (TS, JTS, JTD & V6)
    Hi Guys, what do you recon to this? My '99 2.4 JTD was running at 70 degrees on the dial, got there quick and stayed there rock solid. I thought all was well and that was normal for a JTD. At this stage it was doing 43mpg. Then I read that it should be hitting 90 like my petrols. So I bought...
  19. WTF a green 166?

    Alfa 164 & 166
    My 2.5 v6 has started to behave very stangely of late.. Going fine at just over 128,000 (i'm i tempting fate?) and has started to become quite frugal :tut: Journey to work: Last 2 months:
  20. Cambelt, Variator??? WTF!

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Recently had cambelt failure on my 02 156 1.8, Had all work done new belt, valves etc. Then after 100 miles had problems , I thought the belt had gone again but it turns out it was a faulty tensioner? never did any damage so replaced belt and tensioner at the garages expense. No sooner had I...
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